22 Laughable Dad Tweets for Wholesome Fathers Flexing Their Funny Bone (April 25, 2025)

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    ericsmithrocks "I think I could survive in the world of The Last of Us," I think to myself as I place a Breathe Right strip on my nose, so my loud snoring doesn't startle my wife tonight.
  • 02
    Benny Boy @Camel Crushin I turned subtitles on for everything and never looked back.
    via @Camel Crushin
  • 03
    Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H Second grader is sad that tomorrow is his last pajama day at school, but then I told him about college.
    via @S_Insley_H
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy but either way it's the wrong choice
    via @roastmalone_
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    MisterD @MisterD78UK You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast
    via @MisterD78UK
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    Jay Humor @jayweingarten After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
    via @jayweingarten
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    trash jones @jzux no YOU have a train of thought. i have a little bicycle of thought with a monkey on it
    via @jzux
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    Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish my sister-in-law: I'm having a hard time finding happiness. my 10yo: you should go to the corner store and get a blue slurpee.
    via @daddygofish
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    jamaljimoh FaceTime with a toddler is like an episode of MTV Cribs shot in the style of Blair Witch Project.
    via jamaljimoh
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    Bob Golen @BobGolen I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, "The one from Sesame Street." They told me, "He doesn't count!" I replied, "I assure you, he does."
    via @BobGolen
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    ror @freerorrr "Whats stopping you from-" listen i am so so sleepy
    via @freerorrr
  • 12
    josueosoriano > Singledadlife Trying to flirt after 40 as a single dad: "Hey, you smell nice... what detergent is that?"
    via Singledadlife
  • 13
    still. @_vicdagoat today i asked my nephew (3) "what do you want uncle vic to get you for your birthday?" he thought for a bit then said, "a robot dinosaur" i replied, "ok, and if uncle vic can't find that, what do you want?" he said, "find it"
    via @_vicdagoat
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    dustinnickerson ❤ Google maps needs a "avoid school zones during drop off and pick up hours" feature
    via dustinnickerson
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    Stiff Yellow Sock @dankcharnley your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory
    via @dankcharnley
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    thecatwhisprer Apparently the quickest way to offend a 10-year-old is to ask if they need a kids menu.
    via thecatwhisprer
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    trash jones @jzux me: if you can't handle me in my pajamas you don't deserve me in my business casual HR on zoom call: yeah so this is actually what we wanted to talk to you about
    via @jzux
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    tessholliday ❤ I would pay endless money for a blue scooby doo gummy
    via tessholliday
  • 19
    henpecked_hal Welcome to parenthood. The expression "slept like a baby" doesn't mean what you think it means.
    via henpecked_hal
  • 20
    Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy I don't wanna party like it's 1999, I want to pay my bills like it's 1999
    via @kryzazzy
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    dadandburied ❤ On weekends, my parenting style basically boils down to "whatever, man, you do you"
    via dadandburied

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